Just how far would you go to protect the environment? Add up the items below and see what kind of an environmentalist you are!

You turn off the lights when you’re not in the room: 1 point.

You throw things in the trash instead of on the highway: 1 point.

You don’t waste gas idling in your car (such as in the drive-thru): 2 points.

You don’t use the sprinklers when it rains: 2 points.

You buy recycled stuff when you can. 2 points.

You keep a compost bin: 3 points.

You regularly write or call Congress in support of environmental issues: 3 points.

You buy all eco-friendly stuff, from laundry detergent to cosmetics: 4 points.

You’ve made your home eco-friendly with low-flow shower heads, surge protectors you actually turn off, and displaced water in your toilet bowl:  4 points.

You turn off the shower as you wash and only turn it back on to rinse: 4 points.

You’re a vegetarian: 7 points.

You buy fuel-efficient vehicles and eco-friendly appliances:  7 points.

You re-use gray water from laundry and the bathtub to water plants: 7 points.

You don’t drive a vehicle; you bike, walk or take public transportation: 8 points.

You pee in your yard instead of the toilet to save water from being flushed and wasted: 8 points.

You eat road kill so as to not waste meat: 10 points.

Tally your numbers and see which level of environmentalist you are…

0 Points: Earth Hater. You wish the earth had gone the way of the dinosaurs long ago, that way you wouldn’t be moping across this dreary craphole today.

1-15 Points: Earth Friend. You’re acquainted with the environmental movement; maybe you’ve even had a meal with a tree. Why not get to know Gaia a little better?

16-30 Points: Hot Earthy Lover. Earth? Smile… yeah, you know her! You take real good care of Earth. Bow chicka wow-wow!

31-45 Points: Die-Hard Earth Activist. You are the best friend of the planet who wouldn’t bail it out of jail but would rather be alongside it in the jail cell, muttering, “I didn’t know how old those sequoias were.”

46+ Points: Eco Hippie Granola Hemp Earth Warrior. You eat, breathe and sleep Mama Earth. When you wake up your first thought is how to get the earth-killing politicians and big companies to collapse, and your last thought before you go to sleep in your green, carbon-footprint-free treehouse is, “Mmm… Earth…”